Only a bad musician blames their instument
—My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)

(Source: kat-bots)


If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where your ships are canon.


what Americans imagine being Australian means


New anime: *starts off in the middle of intense and confusing battle*
Me: *checks to make sure I'm on first episode*